Tuesday, September 30, 2014

A birthday in Vancouver

Tuesday - September 16, 2014

Originally I had some grandiose plans for our one full day in Vancouver (though technically, it was kinda a full day in Vancouver the day before as we got there at like, 7 am - but let's not quibble about technicalities) that included things like the Capilano Suspension Bridge (there's even a free shuttle to it outside our hotel!) and Grouse Mountain for assorted outdoorsy things I don't usually do unless I'm on vacation and feel obliged to engage in.  I mentioned this to my family and they were game.  But honestly, I think at this point everyone was a bit "natured-out" and didn't want to hike or climb or see splendiferous trees and mountains and other nature-y things.  As my mom said, we've already seen the aurora, mountains, Denali, creeks, glaciers, whales and orcas.  Trees...nah.  So our day, which I had originally foreseen to be jam packed with outdoorsy activities ended up being...well, not packed with outdoorsy activities.  It ended up being about good food, time with friends and family, and shopping.  Lots and lots of shopping.

I woke up around 8:30 am and while Raymond was still snoring away (and man can that boy snore) I headed to the regency club lounge for breakfast.  I wish I took a photo, but there were people there and I didn't want to be that person blocking their access to food to take a photo.  Continental breakfast can be so many things.  It can be deliciousness or a banana, a little box of cheerios and a slice of toast.  This was deliciousness.  There was a baked egg dish (kind of like a baked omelet) served with salsa, smoked salmon, bagels, toast, cereals, assorted jams and condiments, croissants and pastries.  I don't know where they got these croissants and pastries, but they were so good.  The croissants were almost as good as the ones we got from Eric Kayser in Paris last year - and that's saying something.  My people were already on the balcony and that only had seating for four, so I grabbed a copy of USA Today (I really just wanted to read the sports section) and headed to an empty table for two.  I ended up next to a very nice woman from Florida who went to Vancouver with her daughter who was there on business and we ended up chatting for about an hour.  It's always nice to meet fun and interesting people in the course of our travels.  After breakfast I went back to our room and I surfed the internets and worked on this blog a little more.  Then it was time for lunch.  

It was Aunt Grace's birthday, so her husband had wanted to plan a nice lunch for her.  With Eddy's recommendation, we made a reservation for Kirin, just a few blocks from our hotel.  I just have to say - stellar choice.  Do you know how hard it is to find a nice Chinese restaurant?  I mean, my people make good food,  but my people are not hip on restaurant decor (it's usually a tacky red/gold color scheme with pictures of dragons and phoenixes.  Eww) and uh, cleanliness with regards to the facilities.  If the nicest Chinese restaurant I can think of is PF Chang's (which I still maintain is a glorified and overpriced Panda Express - the food is fine, but just way too expensive for what you're getting - because dude, $14 for kung pao chicken is just morally wrong) because they have nice lighting and clean bathrooms - that's a problem.  (just in LA - in Asia they have very nice Chinese restaurants.  I wonder if it's just a problem with the Chinese people in California)  

Anyhoo, dim sum is meant to be...brunch.  Small plates like tapas meant to be enjoyed for an extended period of time.  So at around 11:30 am, we met up at the restaurant.  

It's a nice restaurant.  Instead of the traditional carts you order dim sum off a menu.  The ambiance was very nice, it was sleek, modern but warm and their bathrooms were clean (yay!).  










I love this tea warmer.  And yes, dim sum is all about the tea.  It's essentially snacks to go with tea.  I wish we had tea warmers like that here in So Cal.  


We got the traditional dim sum dishes: turnip cake, Chinese broccoli, shumai, hargow, phoenix claw (a fancy ass way of saying chicken feet - you can't just say "chicken feet" on the menu - because that just sounds gross.  You gotta fancy it up), and spare ribs.  We also got an egg cake (not something my family typically gets) and soup dumplings and lobster with noodles - not traditionally dim sum dishes.


Chinese broccoli with oyster sauce (although the sauce in the front is actually XO sauce - a seafood sauce)

Turnip cake - well, cake made with daikon radish.  It's good, but an acquired taste

soup dumplings.  Mmm...

egg cake.  Made the traditional way - with lard.

shrimp dumplings: hargow

spare ribs

chicken feet (let's just call it what it is)

lobster (noodles beneath the lobstery goodness)

What?!  I can't believe I forgot to take a picture of the shumai!  The travesty!

Also, it was Aunt Grace's birthday, and Uncle Eddie didn't know where to buy her candles, so he found the discount store by our hotel and ended up with a tapered candle that was like, a foot long.  He just lit it and stuck it in the egg cake.  She was not amused.  Especially as in Chinese practices (which I'm not aware of because my family is not Buddhist, so we don't have Buddhist funerals) white candles are lit for the dead.  I didn't know that.  Apparently he was oblivious to that and she was a little upset.  My mama came up with a fix though!  (later)










Lunch was good.  We all had a good time, ate good food and had good conversations.  Then we split up - Raymond and I went shopping on Robson Street (really, it was Raymond shopping and me tagging along) and the parents strolled around the neighborhood then went back to the hotel to snack and nap.  






Meanwhile, I was following Raymond around all day - and that boy can shop like a demon.  I'm not a big shopper - there are a few stores I can spend a few hours wandering around in (Target, Ikea, HomeGoods), but for the most part - I'm pretty much march in, grab what I want and leave.   This is probably why I do most of my shopping online - Amazon and I are super tight.  Not Raymond.  He can wander around for hours - he reads labels, examines stitching.  I was about to lose my mind.  But I accompanied him because we don't get to spend too much time together anymore, I needed to walk because I ate too much food and felt like I was going to explode, and also because he kept asking my opinion on clothing items I knew nothing about but I would give him a long rambling incoherent statement anyway.  I did end up buying a teeny tiny Roots sling pouch because I thought it was adorable.  Also, I have many, many, many purses - but I don't have a cute little pouch that size - it's the perfect size for my cell, some cash and credit cards.  Most of my purses are gigantor and can fit the world in there.  I also picked it out because I liked the way it was crafted and it was made in Canada - so it's a useful souvenir!  (also because Raymond bought it for my birthday)  I also ended up with a cute little handbag my mom purchased for me for my birthday we found at Winners - which apparently is the Canadian version of Marshall's.  It was on the 3rd floor of a shopping center and we wandered in thinking it was going to be a Target type store - but nope, it wasn't.  It was almost just like a Marshall's, except Winners has much more designer goods than Marshall's.  Seriously.  The first thing you see when you walk in is an $1800 Ferragamo handbag.  Not too shabby, eh?

Literally, we shopped around for hours, and because I was a moron and didn't wear my trusty Rainbow flip flops, but another pair of sandals (damn you dolce vita!  Damn you!) my feet were about to fall off and I was going to just sit on the pavement and cry uncle.  We were limping back to our hotel when we remembered we were suppose to be buying a birthday cake for Aunt Grace.  We had yelped bakeries around our neighborhood and ended up settling on Thierry, both because of proximity and because of their fabulous reviews.  We walked in and I was enchanted.  Because I saw chocolate.  And pastries.  And macarons.   I was in heaven!  Except...they didn't have cakes we wanted.  As in small cakes - they had big ass cakes - but considering we were leaving the next day no way we could buy a big cake. So I made an executive decision and purchased some small pastries and macarons instead.  We'll just improvise!






I love their door!

OMG.  Look at how pretty this deliciousness is!

sooo pretty

Does this not look like the best thing ever?

They were constantly busy, there were people buzzing around at all hours every time we passed and the people who worked there were cool about me taking pictures of their pretty, pretty pastries (I asked because some places have bitchy people who get all offended like they're Cher and I'm the paparazzi or something).  But the person who helps you with the pastries is different from the person who helps you with the chocolates who's different from the person who helps you with the macarons - which is weird because it's all next to each other.  I don't know if it's usually like this or just because they were busy, but whatever.  It just took a little longer to grab everything you want.  This was not cheap, btw.  It wasn't super pricey, but the macrons were about $2.20 each and I think the pastries ended up being around $6-$8 each.  But totally worth it.  

We hobble back to our hotel room with our box of pastries as well as the fruits of Raymond's shopping labors.  At this point I was going to cry uncle - I just wanted to sit down and not move for a few hours.  Alas, this was not meant to be - after resting for less than an hour (a pittance!) we trooped over to Aunt Grace and Uncle Eddie's room to sing her happy birthday!  And because the dead people white candle freaked her out, my mom cut the candle down and colored it with her lipstick.  Yes, her lipstick.  And since the pastries were too small for the candle, we just stuck it to some random piece of paper and placed it next to the plate.  So we got birthday cakes (sort of) and a birthday candle (sort of)!  Good enough on vacation!








She was excited!












If I go back to Vancouver, I will definitely go back to Thierry.  Their pastries were sooo good.  The blueberry tart was out of this world!  And their mille feuille was amazing.  Their tiramisu was good, but it wasn't great.  I kinda wish we ended up buying another tart or mille feuille instead of the tiramisu.  It was tasty, but it wasn't that different from other tiramisu I've had.  The crust on that tart was magical - magical I tell you!

We told my mama and Aunt Grace about the shops we hit and they decided they wanted to visit Winners - and since we were unable to articulate the location, this meant putting our shoes back on and taking them.  We decided to walk over (about 10 minutes away) and just have dinner there.  Except what we realized at 8:30 pm (after shopping) was that all the restaurants in the area shut down!  What??!!!  Who shuts down at 8:30 pm?  In a major city?  So the parents went back and Raymond and I went in search of take out.  At this point I was super tired, my feet hurt, I was cranky, and I was starving and whined that I was perfectly fine with the McDonald's that was literally half a block away from our hotel and conveniently open 24 hours  (I needed something other than sugar!).  He came up with the brilliant idea of going to the Japadog restaurant to grab food for us and just getting some Asian take out for the parents.  Except we realized after walking the 15 minutes there that Japadog was closed (sob!) and so were the restaurants surrounding it.  We walked another block and managed to find an open Japanese restaurant - Junsei River Japanese Restaurant (we ordered tonkatsu and chicken katsu there) and a Chinese restaurant - Next Noodle Bar -  two doors down open (we ordered 2 different types of fried rice).  He waited at one restaurant while I waited at the other.  Thank God for greedy Asian people who want to make money and stay open late!  Yay!  By this time it was after 9.  He was tired and his feet hurt too - and there were a lot of homeless people wandering around the streets at this point - so literally, once the food was ready, the two of us each grabbed a bag and pretty much hoofed it back to our hotel.  We dropped an order of fried rice off with Aunt Grace and Uncle Eddie and the three of us shared the remaining fried rice and the two Japanese bentos.  The fried rice was good (I'd eat it again, though I sorely missed my sriracha) and the bentos...eh, they were okay.  Honestly, I couldn't taste the difference between the chicken and the pork - they just tasted like fried meat.  If we'd known better we probably would have just ordered more food at the Chinese place.  We spent about $22 CND at each of the restaurants for dinner - so it wasn't too bad.

Sated (and refreshed, since we stopped off at the lounge the floor below and grabbed waters and sodas) we went back to our room to finish up packing and watch some TV.  

We severely underestimated just how much stuff we purchased and had to pack.  In fact, my mama went downstairs to the shopping center earlier in the day and purchased a duffel bag just so her suitcase wouldn't be over the weight limit.  Since she had extra room in her suitcase, I had to put some of my stuff in her suitcase or mine wouldn't close (sob!).  We had an extra carry on size suitcase we had brought with us we had checked when we flew to Alaska, and she gave that one to Raymond to take onto his flight as a carry on since he couldn't shut his suitcase either.  Oops.  

It wasn't until 2 am that we sorted through all our things and settled into bed.  Raymond suddenly sat up dismayed that we had yet to try anything from Tim Horton's.  One of the things we noticed in Vancouver was the overabundance of Starbucks.  Seriously, they're everywhere.  But we don't have a Tim Horton's at home and we had said that we were definitely going to try them while in Vancouver.  Except we hadn't and it was already 2 am.  Never fear!  Right next to our hotel (which has its own Starbucks.  I swear, I think Starbucks is trying to take over Vancouver - there are at least 2 per block and I'm not exaggerating) is a Tim Horton's that's open 24 hours!  So Raymond trudges downstairs @ 2 am just to buy some Canadian coffee. I didn't want anymore coffee because I actually wanted some shut eye, but I yelled after him to grab my fat ass something sweet (now that the fried rice has settled it could use a friend).  So he comes back upstairs after 10 minutes (because the clerk no speaky engrish and they had to settle for lots of hand gesturing) with a coffee, 2 donuts, and 2 packs of ground coffee, one for each of us.  




Canadian donut - which tastes just like its American cousins

Thus ends our last night on vacation, sitting in bed eating donuts while watching Family Guy.  Because we're classy like that.



Sunday, September 21, 2014

We go to Canada (again. And I mean again as in this trip alone)

Monday - September 15, 2014

Sob!  Today is the day we get off the ship - which is always a sad, sad day.  It was also a sad, sad day because my dad totally lost his mind and woke my ass up around 6 am to see the sunrise.  Uh...I'm on vacation.  I'm not going into the office.  I don't have to get up so I can fight the crowds for a delicious cronut.  I don't have an appointment anywhere.  There's no fire.  There were also no cinnamon rolls or french toast waiting for me...so why am I up at the butt crack of dawn? Literally.  Because he saw the sky pinken and wanted to share this moment with the family.  My brother grumbled incoherently, rolled over and continued to drool on his pillow.  I sat up bleary eyed and was like...hell no.  Except then I saw Lions Gate Bridge.  I don't actually know anything about this bridge other than the fact that other people like to take photos of it during sail away, so even though I was freakishly tired (because we stayed up until close to 2 am still trying to finish packing up odds and ends) I crawled out of bed, put on a robe and shuffled out to our balcony with massively bad bed head to take photos of the bridge.

By the way, the ship ended up turning in such a way that we couldn't see the sun rise anyway.  Crap.  But I got pretty good photos of the bridge!














On we passed the bridge, I toddled my way inside and crawled back into my warm bed.  Because a body was not made to be up at ungodly hours such as this.  But even though I was tired, I couldn't fall back asleep, so I sat up in bed and used the zoom on my camera (because I'm a lazy ass and didn't feel like getting out of bed again) to take a few photos of us pulling into Canada Place.  




here's my dad watching it from inside our room.  Because it was cold outside and those robes are thin!



I see Canada Place!









And we arrive (sob! - there was a lot of sobbing today.  Just on the inside though).  We ordered room service for 7 am today.  Why?  Because we didn't know if we'd see Randy (our butler) to give him his tip, so we figured we'd definitely see him if we ordered breakfast.  This was my dad's idea.  It wasn't a bad one - we got to see him, thank him, give him his tip, and we got breakfast delivered to our room.  We sat in our room and watched TV waiting to disembark.  We booked a city tour that was suppose to pick us up at 9 am, so we figured we'd get off the ship at 8:30 am.


breakfast is here!



Once again my brother ordered breakfast - and once again, he ordered the same thing.  But that's okay, because I like eggs, cheese, and fatty meat.  






After we eat, we (I) decide to get one more group shot of the four of us in our room.  Who knows when the next time all four of us can meet for a vacation would be?  I'm fortunate to only live 30 miles from my parents and see them all the time, but Raymond works in China and only comes back for the holidays and whatever layovers he can squeeze out of business trips - so having all of us in one location is a precious, precious thing.  



When it hits 8:30 am, we prepare to disembark.  Our friends come and meet us at our room and backpacks in hand, we go down to deck 6 to exit the ship.  That is, until we saw the lines.  Uh...apparently a lot of people want to get off the ship at 8:30 - so we head over to the Windjammer where Leah the concierge is.  Also - a perfect time to tip her!  She radios people and she walks all of us to the front of the line to get off the ship - so we were fortunate enough to skip all the lines and basically just hop off the ship.  And because the VIP luggage section was RIGHT there, we grabbed out suitcases and looked for a place to sit to wait for our tour guide since it was only like, 8:40 am.

I booked a Mandarin speaking guide (who's also fluent in English, because he spoke to Raymond and I in English and the parents in Mandarin) through Tours by Locals.  We had booked rooms at the Hyatt Regency and check in wasn't until 4 pm.  I didn't know what we were going to do with ourselves for 8 hours, and since none of us had visited Vancouver since the mid-80's, I thought a city tour would be a good way to while away the time and also to become oriented to the city.  And uh, get a ride since we had a gazillion suitcases.  


our gazillion suitcases.  Yes, they're all ours (sob! - see, lots of sobbing)

Well...they wouldn't all fit into Eddy's minivan if we wanted people on the tour as well, so he took Raymond and I along with all the luggage to the Hyatt (which was literally a few blocks away.  Totally walkable...without luggage) where we checked in (our rooms were actually available too.  I don't know if it's because I booked a regency club room or because I'm a platinum member), had them drop the luggage off in our rooms and we took off back to the pier to pick up the rest of our people and begin our tour.

It was...okay.  It was kind of pricey, about $300 for the 6 of us.  He did take us to many places in Vancouver.  He took us up the mountain near $5 million dollar homes to see a pretty awesome view of Vancouver.  We drove through Stanley Park and hit the major sights, stopped at Gastown for some photos, drove through Chinatown, and spent an hour at the Granville Island Public Market for lunch and for us to buy some snacks and stroll around.  

Stanley Park (and views from Stanley Park):















The view from the $5 million dollar mansions!




Lunch at Granville Island:




I liked Granville Island - I know it's touristy, but it's kitschy and charming.  Also, the produce looked amazing.  It was also amazingly expensive.  The pastries looked soooo good, but after lunch (eh) and gelato (yum), I couldn't fit in anymore (sob).  

We ate in the food court.  While the parents ALL got udon (except Aunt Grace, who got rice instead) - they saw the Asian food stand and made a beeline over delirious with happiness (that was, until they tasted it.  Very average.  And they submerged the tempura in the soup and it got soggy.  Soggy tempura = no bueno) whereas Raymond went in search of Mexican food (in Vancouver.  Yes he did) and I settled on calamari and chips because come on, fried food is magical.  Well, this wasn't magical.  It wasn't bad, it was just blah.  I wished I had a bottle of sriracha because it was quite bland.  But my mom and Aunt Grace ate all the fries because I'm not a big fry eater.  My brother, he was sad about his burrito.  I guess growing up in So Cal spoils you rotten when it comes to Mexican food - because he said the burrito made him sad.  I don't think it was bad, it just wasn't authentic.  But we're in Vancouver, land of dim sum; we're not in Santa Ana, which is like little Mexico.  




amazingly tasteless calamari and chips...$12.
burritos for people who've never had burritos before...$11.

We wandered around the market after eating.  Then we wandered out and took some photos that's what you do when you're a tourist.






And we travel to Gastown:








Where we can see our ship!  Hello NCL Sun!  Have you forgotten about us yet?




and we can sorta kinda see our room (that's no longer our room - more sobbing)

After a drive through of Chinatown, which looks just like every other hokey Chinatown where no real Chinese people live anymore, we were dropped off at our hotel.  I think if we did it again, I probably would have rented a car instead - a car for 2 days with $40/night parking probably wouldn't have been more than the $300 we paid.  And we would have had some flexibility.  Also, our rooms were ready SOOO early, so we could've just gone to our rooms at 9 am and all napped or rested (I know, we just got up too, but we're lazy people here) and then gone out and seen the city.  But alas, hindsight is 20/20 - and I can't say I regretted the tour because we met a nice guy and we went to a few places we probably would've been too lazy and complacent to explore on our own. 




How did I end up picking the Hyatt Regency?  Easy.  It was the only Hyatt in town.  I'm a platinum member and I have their credit card - which means every year I get an anniversary night for a category 4 or lower.  Fortuitously, the Hyatt Regency Vancouver is a category 3 - which means I not only got to use my free night, but I had the points for three MORE nights.  And since they are not a believer in beds for real sized people (in what world can a room with 2 full size beds fit FOUR people??), I used my points and my free anniversary night to book 2 rooms for 2 nights.  And took advantage of their e-standby upgrade option for the club rooms for an extra $50/night per room.  So for two nights in two regency club rooms, I paid about $200.  Which I think is a pretty good deal.  Why upgrade to the regency club?  The rooms are nicer (supposedly), it's on a higher floor so you have a better shot of a view (and it's less noisy, because this hotel has thin walls.  I think I read some reviews that lower rooms hear all the street noise), and dude...the club.  It has a pretty damn good continental breakfast (I really liked the breakfasts) - unlimited coffee...and the good kind.  The fancy coffee machine that can spit out coffee, decaf, lattes, mochaccinos, cappuccinos, and hot cocoa AND juices in the fridge, beer/wine selections (for those who drink, which was wasted on us because none of us do - or can really), sodas, bottled water, and snacks.  Lots of snacks.  There are trail mixes, nuts, cookies, crackers and fruit.  From 5-8 they serve a light meal.  The first night there was bacon wrapped scallops, bread and cheese, prosciutto, and other goodness.  The second night there was shrimp gyoza and more cheese and meat selections.  From 8-10 they serve dessert.  We didn't make dessert the second night, but the first night they had lemon tarts and carrot cake.  Yum!  Considering that we usually spend $4-5 per latte, and that we are caffeine addicts who must ingest no less than 3-4 coffee drinks a day (sometimes uh, more like 5-6), drink A LOT of water and like to eat...a lot - I thought it was worth the money.  We fully took advantage of it.  :-D

Funny elevator system.  You press which floor you're going to and it tells you which elevator to take.  I guess so you don't stop at 8 floors.  Though we did once stop off at 5 different floors.  




elevators on our floor

We got two rooms.  Raymond and I stayed in the room with the 2 full beds and my parents stayed in a room with one king bed.  You don't know how luxurious this was after the last two weeks!  Not that staying in our penthouse was hard...but the space was still limited.  And we slept on tiny beds.  And we were getting butt raped for wifi!  So it was nice to spread out our crap since it was just the two of us and to flop onto each of our big full size beds and have only 2 people share a bathroom - as not sexy as this bathroom was compared to the one we had on the ship.  










The view out of our window.  If you really really look hard - you can see the ocean!  We have a water view!  (sort of)

the view from the balcony of the regency club a floor below

hanging out in the regency club for an afternoon snack

After having a snack, I went to our room and threw myself on the bed.  Raymond and I both ingested our crack - coffee and wifi and LIVE TV.  I started working on this blog (the cruise portion) and Raymond went out shopping because he's a fashionista like that.  Fortunately for him, the hotel's only a few blocks from the shops on Robson Street, so he was very happy.  

After shopping for about an hour, he got tired and came back and talked me into going downstairs to look for a snack (he didn't have to do a whole lot of convincing) and we saw a table full of deliciousness...but we knew we were still going out to dinner later, so we restrained ourselves (sort of) and shared a plate of goodies.


our plate of goodies.  Cheese.  And meat.  Mmm...
After snacking, we went back to our room where we watched the Eagles and Colts game until my parents decided to go out for dinner.  When we left our room it was 6 to 20 Colts (I think), when we got to the restaurant and sat down for dinner, it was 13 to 20.  As we were eating our sashimi, we watched the Colts get their asses kicked in a game we thought they had in the bag.  Oy.   

We kinda just walked up and down the street looking for Asian food since my parents were going to keel over if they didn't have some real Asian food soon (food court Asian food does not count).  So we found a Japanese restaurant that looked like it was doing brisk business, but not too crowded.  Oysi Oysi had very reasonable prices and we enjoyed the food.  Well, Raymond and I enjoyed the food - we each got the set dinner for $18.95 and it came with a crap load of food.  I thought the sashimi was fresh and the rolls were tasty.  My dad got a bowl of ramen he said was okay - not bad, just not the best he's ever had, but he ate a lot of our rolls and sashimi because there was sooo much food.  For me to say that - trust me, it was a lot of food.  My mom got a set with tempura and other cooked foods (she doesn't do sashimi) and she thought it was just okay.  But Raymond and I really liked our meals, even if we had to be rolled out of the restaurant.  








dad's ramen

our sushi and rolls from the set dinner.  This included the miso soup and edamame as well

mom's dinner.  She didn't enjoy the weird shrimp dish on the bottom right.  She said it was kinda sour.

Raymond and I each got one of these dishes.  I have no idea what it was, but it was good.

We ate.  And ate.  And ate.  And I had to plead with my dad to help me finish my meal (oh, the shame).  But did this stop us from going to the lounge to take a gander at dessert?  Please - nothing stops my fat ass from getting dessert.  We each got a slice of carrot cake and a little lemon tart and of course, decaf because it's like, illegal to have sweets without coffee (okay, not really - but why not?).  Being that I couldn't quite stuff that in right then, I laid on the bed, fooled around on my laptop and watched TV for awhile before we decided it was time for dessert.




We ended the day satiated on sweets and sleeping on big ass beds with down comforters while watching Seth Meyers.  Not a bad way to end a day, even if we were no longer on a cruise ship.